More Resolutions

It is hard for me to believe that another year is coming to an end. Doc says it time for me to make some more resolutions since the ones I listed last year didn’t turn out so well.

Now don’t get me wrong, I had good intentions, but Doc tells me it’s the behavior that matters, not the intentions. Spoken like a true therapist. So here I go again.

Grover’s 2016 New Year’s Resolutions

1. I will come as soon as Doc calls me.

1. I will come as soon as Doc calls me unless I am busy smelling something nasty in the yard.

2. I will stop trying to wake Doc up when she falls asleep by trying to put a dog bone in her mouth.

2. I will only lick Doc on the face until she wakes up and plays with me.

3. I will stop biting and barking at the 8′ blow up¬†football mascot in the neighbor’s yard.

3. I will only lift up my leg and pee on that stupid mascot when no one is looking.

4. This year I promise I will stop eating dirty Kleenex out of the trash.

4. Who am I kidding, I love dirty Kleenex they are like the caviar of my dog diet.

5. I will take full responsibility when Doc tells me I have done something wrong.

5. I will take full responsibility when Doc tells me I have done something wrong unless it is someone elses fault.

 

1 Comment
  • Connie Siegle
    January 4, 2016

    How hilarious…if you have a dog as a pet i know you can totally relate… have a great year Grover will see you soon. Connie