Grover’s Mailbox

mailboxThe mail has been piling up as I have been so busy having fun I haven’t been keeping up with your letters, e-mails and Facebook posts, so let’s get down to business!

Dear Grover,

My dog wants to sit and sleep on my feet. Does he have a foot obsession? Any insight will be appreciated.

Molly

Dear Molly,

There are many reasons dogs like your feet, but the number one reason Molly, is that your feet stink. Each foot has over 125,000 sweat glands and that’s more than enough to  give off that wonderful aroma your dog loves so much. The other reason dogs sit on your feet is to keep you from leaving. Doc can’t move when I place all 82 pounds of my body across her toes. Take it as a compliment Molly, your dog loves you and all your smelly parts. No human will ever love you because you stink, but your dog will.

Grover

Dear Grover,

What is it like being such a big celebrity? You are as famous as the Kardashians but I think you are much better looking. Tell me all about it dude.

Your biggest fan, Boomer

Dear Boomer,

Flattery will get you everywhere, so I will let you in on some secrets about my life. The up side is I have the best fans in the world and it is fun when people recognize you, contact you, bring you free treats and appreciate your blog. The down side is that you give up your privacy. People have stopped Doc and I when we are just out taking a walk. Another time I got recognized when I was in the back of Doc’s car driving down the street. This couple pulled up next to us, honked and yelled out my name.  Not only did it startle the both of us, it started holding up traffic and people were mad.

But it’s all good and I feel lucky, so thanks for writing Boomer.

Best wishes,

Grover


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